
DR. MARIA Z KEMPINSKA MBE
PhD, MA, MBACP, MEDIATOR
PSYCHODYNAMIC PSYCHOTHERAPIST & BUSINESS PSYCHOLOGIST
COMEDY FOR THOUGHT WORKSHOPS
Through our sessions find how to settle your anxiety, overwhelming thoughts, fears and any other problems. The talking cure is powerful. You may have anxiety, fear, work related issues, couples problems, uncertainty, fear of failure and suicidal ideation. There are times your inner doubt can lead you down the wrong path I am here to support you and shine a light into your unconscious to help guide you.
Finding your strength
I listen to your story without judgment and reflect on your life to make sense of your unconscious and conscious clues. Our dialogue explores patterns as they emerge and become clearer.
Dreamwork is a part of my sessions which really can uncover internal conflicts, anxieties and obstacles. It is also an exciting internal drama which speaks to us in a truly personal and uniquely creative way.
I work with stress, depression, pressure, trauma, addiction, relationship issues, bereavement, ADHD, low self esteem, self harm & suicidal thoughts.
Comedy for Thought - is my unique combination of comedy and therapy. It is a series of sessions in groups where you can find who you are and your comedic voice. Send me a message for more information.
My Session Fees:
Individual sessions £. 80 -100.00 (sliding scale)
Couples: £140.00
Organisations: POA
Workshops: POA
ACCREDITATION:
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PhD PSYCHOANALYSIS - CENTRE FOR PSYCHOANALYSIS UNIVERSITY OF ESSEX - Thesis - The Acquisition of Comedic Skills as a Component of Growth and Individuation: Post- Jungian and Psychoanalytic Perspectives.(2017)
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MA IN PSYCHOTHERAPY AND HEALING - MIDDLESEX UNIVERSITY - Dissertation - Psychological Types in Standup Comedy (2004)
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ACCREDITED IN MEDIATION AND ALTERNATIVE DISPUTE RESOLUTION
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CREATOR & CEO OF JONGLEURS COMEDY CLUBS 1983 -2014 16 clubs over the UK. plus CEO DIRECTOR OF DINGWALLS 1992 onwards.
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DRAMA THERAPY CERTIFICATE - UNIVERSITY OF ROEHAMPTON
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ANGER MANAGEMENT
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NLP
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ATTACHMENT THEORY - BOWLBY INSTITUTE
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REIKI - Level 1 & 2
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Myers-Briggs Step 2 Oxford 2004
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Myers-Briggs Step 1 Oxford 2003
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TEACHER OF ENGLISH AND DRAMA - PHILIPPA FAWCETT, STREATHAM.
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SAMARITAN WITH CHAD VARA
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VOLUNTEERED IN LEAVESDEN ASYLUM
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CREATED AND RAN SOCIAL ACTION GROUP AT WEST HERTS COLLEGE (CASSIO COLLEGE) WATFORD

Dr. Maria Z Kempinska MBE
CLIENT RATING/REVIEW
My session with Dr Maria Kempinska was beyond all expectation. I was extremely impressed by her quick understanding of my issue and greatly touched by her compassion


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